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What are doing in this thread, you moron? And that goes for you, too!
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Posted 2013-May-16, 17:52
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."
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Posted 2013-May-16, 18:12
Winstonm, on 2013-May-16, 17:52, said:
Tell me what you've done wrong - go on - you know you want to get it off your chest.
OK, I'll bite -- wasted 15 seconds of my life opening this thread.
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Posted 2013-May-16, 18:54
Vampyr, on 2013-May-16, 18:12, said:
OK, I'll bite -- wasted 15 seconds of my life opening this thread.
You're lucky. I wasted 20 because I also had to read your post.
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Posted 2013-May-16, 19:04
What a couple of nincompoops.
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Posted 2013-May-16, 19:45
you people do not know what it REALLY is 
Become yourself.
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Posted 2013-May-16, 23:34
I've stood by quietly for too long while you spout out your nonsensical, left-wing ideas and falsely convince the public that you are right and others are wrong.
Didn't see that one coming, did ya?
Didn't see that one coming, did ya?
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Posted 2013-May-17, 01:25
I failed to duck my ace yesterday evening when declarer led to the KJ in dummy. Other than that I am perfect...
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Posted 2013-May-17, 03:29
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die
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Posted 2013-May-17, 04:56
I've seen better comments in the men's room stall at the bus station. 
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Posted 2013-May-17, 19:08
Winstonm, on 2013-May-17, 04:56, said:
I've seen better comments in the men's room stall at the bus station.
STOP BEING SO CHOCOLATEY!!!!!!!
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Posted 2013-May-18, 09:44
Winstonm, on 2013-May-17, 04:56, said:
I've seen better comments in the men's room stall at the bus station.
No doubt soliciting for sex....er BRIDGE partners.
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Posted 2013-May-18, 09:46
Seriously Winston you're so bad you'd lose a trump trick in a 7-6 fit.
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Posted 2013-May-18, 11:06
Phil, on 2013-May-18, 09:44, said:
No doubt soliciting for sex....er BRIDGE partners.
I thought you looked familiar.
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Posted 2013-May-18, 11:07
Phil, on 2013-May-18, 09:46, said:
Seriously Winston you're so bad you'd lose a trump trick in a 7-6 fit.
Hey, anyone can revoke but it takes a real nimrod to put back-to-back posts in a stupid thread like this one.
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Posted 2013-May-18, 11:16
I once played a 7-6 fit in a different suit. 
(Partner bid Michaels over their 1M opening, and I looked at my 2137 hand and ...)
(Partner bid Michaels over their 1M opening, and I looked at my 2137 hand and ...)
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Posted 2013-May-18, 11:31
GreenMan, on 2013-May-18, 11:16, said:
I once played a 7-6 fit in a different suit. (Partner bid Michaels over their 1M opening, and I looked at my 2137 hand and ...)
(Partner bid Michaels over their 1M opening, and I looked at my 2137 hand and ...)At least neither opponent could lead a club for partner to ruff...
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Posted 2013-May-18, 11:54
PassedOut, on 2013-May-18, 11:31, said:
At least neither opponent could lead a club for partner to ruff...
There's that.
The funny thing is that this was the first of two boards against an expert pair, so I was suitably embarrassed. The next board we somehow made 9 tricks in 2♥ when the room was making 8, for an average round.
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Posted 2013-May-18, 14:16
From BB King,
"Nobody loves me but my mother and she may be jivin' too."
Between rounds of a Swiss I've got good mileage by asking somebody "How much did you lose by?" and when they ask why I think they lost I hit them with "One look at you and I'm thinkin LOSER!"
Don't tell anyone I hang out with YOU losers.
"Nobody loves me but my mother and she may be jivin' too."
Between rounds of a Swiss I've got good mileage by asking somebody "How much did you lose by?" and when they ask why I think they lost I hit them with "One look at you and I'm thinkin LOSER!"
Don't tell anyone I hang out with YOU losers.
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Posted 2013-May-18, 14:47
ggwhiz, on 2013-May-18, 14:16, said:
From BB King,
"Nobody loves me but my mother and she may be jivin' too."
"Nobody loves me but my mother and she may be jivin' too."
Reminds me of the saying I used to tell my ex:
"The entire world is nuts except for you and me. And I am not sure about you."
I am now.
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Posted 2013-May-18, 15:19
Hey, the OP edited his post.....
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