Free Insults Writ of absolution optional
#1
Posted 2013-May-16, 17:52
#2
Posted 2013-May-16, 18:12
Winstonm, on 2013-May-16, 17:52, said:
OK, I'll bite -- wasted 15 seconds of my life opening this thread.
#3
Posted 2013-May-16, 18:54
Vampyr, on 2013-May-16, 18:12, said:
You're lucky. I wasted 20 because I also had to read your post.
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#4
Posted 2013-May-16, 19:04
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#6
Posted 2013-May-16, 23:34
Didn't see that one coming, did ya?
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"Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make them all yourself."
"One advantage of bad bidding is that you get practice at playing atrocious contracts."
-Alfred Sheinwold
#7
Posted 2013-May-17, 01:25
Rik
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the new discoveries, is not “Eureka!” (I found it!), but “That’s funny…” – Isaac Asimov
The only reason God did not put "Thou shalt mind thine own business" in the Ten Commandments was that He thought that it was too obvious to need stating. - Kenberg
#9
Posted 2013-May-17, 04:56
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#10
Posted 2013-May-17, 19:08
Winstonm, on 2013-May-17, 04:56, said:
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STOP BEING SO CHOCOLATEY!!!!!!!
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#11
Posted 2013-May-18, 09:44
Winstonm, on 2013-May-17, 04:56, said:
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No doubt soliciting for sex....er BRIDGE partners.
Winner - BBO Challenge bracket #6 - February, 2017.
#12
Posted 2013-May-18, 09:46
Winner - BBO Challenge bracket #6 - February, 2017.
#13
Posted 2013-May-18, 11:06
Phil, on 2013-May-18, 09:44, said:
I thought you looked familiar.
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#14
Posted 2013-May-18, 11:07
Phil, on 2013-May-18, 09:46, said:
Hey, anyone can revoke but it takes a real nimrod to put back-to-back posts in a stupid thread like this one.
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#15
Posted 2013-May-18, 11:16
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#16
Posted 2013-May-18, 11:31
GreenMan, on 2013-May-18, 11:16, said:
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At least neither opponent could lead a club for partner to ruff...
The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists — that is why they invented hell. — Bertrand Russell
#17
Posted 2013-May-18, 11:54
PassedOut, on 2013-May-18, 11:31, said:
There's that.
The funny thing is that this was the first of two boards against an expert pair, so I was suitably embarrassed. The next board we somehow made 9 tricks in 2♥ when the room was making 8, for an average round.
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#18
Posted 2013-May-18, 14:16
"Nobody loves me but my mother and she may be jivin' too."
Between rounds of a Swiss I've got good mileage by asking somebody "How much did you lose by?" and when they ask why I think they lost I hit them with "One look at you and I'm thinkin LOSER!"
Don't tell anyone I hang out with YOU losers.
What is baby oil made of?
#20
Posted 2013-May-18, 15:19
Pock, pawk, p-p-p-pawk, p-p-p-ppppaaawwwwkkkkkk . . . . . .