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Free Insults Writ of absolution optional

#1 User is offline   Winstonm 

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Posted 2013-May-16, 17:52

What are doing in this thread, you moron? And that goes for you, too!
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Posted 2013-May-16, 18:12

View PostWinstonm, on 2013-May-16, 17:52, said:

Tell me what you've done wrong - go on - you know you want to get it off your chest.


OK, I'll bite -- wasted 15 seconds of my life opening this thread.
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Posted 2013-May-16, 18:54

View PostVampyr, on 2013-May-16, 18:12, said:

OK, I'll bite -- wasted 15 seconds of my life opening this thread.


You're lucky. I wasted 20 because I also had to read your post. :P :rolleyes:
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Posted 2013-May-16, 19:04

What a couple of nincompoops. :rolleyes:
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Posted 2013-May-16, 19:45

you people do not know what it REALLY is :huh:
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Posted 2013-May-16, 23:34

I've stood by quietly for too long while you spout out your nonsensical, left-wing ideas and falsely convince the public that you are right and others are wrong.

Didn't see that one coming, did ya? :P
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Posted 2013-May-17, 01:25

I failed to duck my ace yesterday evening when declarer led to the KJ in dummy. Other than that I am perfect...

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Posted 2013-May-17, 03:29

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die
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Posted 2013-May-17, 04:56

I've seen better comments in the men's room stall at the bus station. :blink:
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Posted 2013-May-17, 19:08

View PostWinstonm, on 2013-May-17, 04:56, said:

I've seen better comments in the men's room stall at the bus station. :blink:

STOP BEING SO CHOCOLATEY!!!!!!! :blink:
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Posted 2013-May-18, 09:44

View PostWinstonm, on 2013-May-17, 04:56, said:

I've seen better comments in the men's room stall at the bus station. :blink:


No doubt soliciting for sex....er BRIDGE partners.
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Posted 2013-May-18, 09:46

Seriously Winston you're so bad you'd lose a trump trick in a 7-6 fit.
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Posted 2013-May-18, 11:06

View PostPhil, on 2013-May-18, 09:44, said:

No doubt soliciting for sex....er BRIDGE partners.


I thought you looked familiar.
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Posted 2013-May-18, 11:07

View PostPhil, on 2013-May-18, 09:46, said:

Seriously Winston you're so bad you'd lose a trump trick in a 7-6 fit.


Hey, anyone can revoke but it takes a real nimrod to put back-to-back posts in a stupid thread like this one. :D
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Posted 2013-May-18, 11:16

I once played a 7-6 fit in a different suit. :unsure: (Partner bid Michaels over their 1M opening, and I looked at my 2137 hand and ...)
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Posted 2013-May-18, 11:31

View PostGreenMan, on 2013-May-18, 11:16, said:

I once played a 7-6 fit in a different suit. :unsure: (Partner bid Michaels over their 1M opening, and I looked at my 2137 hand and ...)

At least neither opponent could lead a club for partner to ruff...
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Posted 2013-May-18, 11:54

View PostPassedOut, on 2013-May-18, 11:31, said:

At least neither opponent could lead a club for partner to ruff...


There's that.

The funny thing is that this was the first of two boards against an expert pair, so I was suitably embarrassed. The next board we somehow made 9 tricks in 2♥ when the room was making 8, for an average round. :P
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Posted 2013-May-18, 14:16

From BB King,

"Nobody loves me but my mother and she may be jivin' too."

Between rounds of a Swiss I've got good mileage by asking somebody "How much did you lose by?" and when they ask why I think they lost I hit them with "One look at you and I'm thinkin LOSER!"

Don't tell anyone I hang out with YOU losers.
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Posted 2013-May-18, 14:47

View Postggwhiz, on 2013-May-18, 14:16, said:

From BB King,

"Nobody loves me but my mother and she may be jivin' too."



Reminds me of the saying I used to tell my ex:

"The entire world is nuts except for you and me. And I am not sure about you."

I am now.
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Posted 2013-May-18, 15:19

Hey, the OP edited his post.....

Pock, pawk, p-p-p-pawk, p-p-p-ppppaaawwwwkkkkkk . . . . . .
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