1. I would not splinter: altho my 'solution' may be as bad, on other hands, as the splinter, or even worse. I am not using my retroscope for the non-splinter: I think my posts have consistently stated my opposition to splintering on a void.
Since I am forcing to game, I would bid 2
♦. I am not sure how the auction would/should proceed after that: so I am not claiming that this start would result in a drive to slam, but I think it increases the chances.
2. I bid 4
♦: I'd like double to be takeout of
♣, but I would only make the call if partner and I had discussed it, and I suspect we have not. I do not really want to be on lead v. 3N x'd (I'd lead a high
♠ and then think). I would not be worried about a 4-3
♥ fit if I could double for takeout: I think partner can and should bid 4
♣ to get preference from me... I don't think 4
♣ could logically be construed as a slam try by him
3. 5
♣ looks automatic, but obviously could be wrong... any guess could be wrong, but 5
♣ looks like the percentage action
4. I would always overcall 1
♠ on this hand, and then as North, I think 4
♠ is okay... just a little too much playing strength for 3 preemptive
♠ and not enough for constructive bidding. Now the only realistic chance is the shot espoused by Frances: a unilateral jump to slam... I'd need to be in a very optimistic frame of mind to do that at the table...
5. I would have no idea which of several possible hands partner is sitting there with: I only know that he thinks that he has made a very intelligent bid and that he has paid me the (mistaken) compliment of thinking that I think as he does
If it was Mr. Miles who did this (and I have never had the pleasure of meeting him, but I have profound respect for the man and his ideas, based on his own writings and the writings of those who have partnered him in the past), then I would feel honoured and confused... the former a novel experience, the latter, all too common.
I think that I like the 4-6 red suit hand, with, say xx Qxxx Qxxxxx x
However, I'd like to look at my hand first: if I hold short
♠, I'd be more likely to consider a 6-4 minor hand for partner, on the grounds that the opps rate to have fewer than 10
♠'s
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