Farts are very funny as everyone knows, so you can imagine my horror when I read this article
Fart-Free Beans?
Fun-hating scientists trying to take away one of life's pungent pleasures. I cannot stand for this.
I think a petition is needed to keep beans real so that when life wends its depressing way, there is always a fart to put a smile back on your face.
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#2
Posted 2006-April-27, 11:35
Only the SOUND is funny, dear boy, NEVER the smell (although you are allowed to find your own interesting....)
The Grand Design, reflected in the face of Chaos...it's a fluke!
#3
Posted 2006-April-27, 14:50
Al_U_Card, on Apr 27 2006, 05:35 PM, said:
Only the SOUND is funny, dear boy, NEVER the smell (although you are allowed to find your own interesting....)
You see, this is the lack of cultural appreciation I was expecting...
*Tuts under his breath*
He's justified and he's ancient, and he drives an ice cream van.
#4
Posted 2006-April-28, 07:22
ROFLMAO....Sorry that I didn't catch that you were serious. I retroactively rescind my comments and will avoid your future posts of similar ilk like the plague.
The Grand Design, reflected in the face of Chaos...it's a fluke!
#5
Posted 2006-April-28, 09:42
"A Venezuelan team says fermenting beans with certain friendly bacteria can cut the amount of wind-causing compounds, and boost beans' nutritional value. "
Increasing nutritional value is a pressing (and noble) goal. The unfortunate side effects notwithstanding.
Increasing nutritional value is a pressing (and noble) goal. The unfortunate side effects notwithstanding.
"More and more these days I find myself pondering how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits."
John Nelson.
John Nelson.
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