Posted Today, 10:57
You're stuck with "the only way to explain your agreement is Walrus Points, anything else is vague and unfair."
You, and the Walrus, are not unique in that belief, but it is unworkable.
Partner opens 2♥, explained as "6-12 HCP, at least 5 hearts, no longer suit than hearts". Your partner passes, and I bid 3♥, Alerted and explained as "invitational, usually around 14-17 points." That explains that it could be 3 hearts and a random 16 HCP, 4 hearts to the JT, three aces and a singleton, or ♠-- ♥Axxxxx ♦Qxxxxx ♣x, all of which will make game opposite a good preempt (say ♠KQx ♥KQxxxx ♦x ♣xxx) and not opposite a bad preempt (say ♠Qxx ♥98xxx ♦JTx ♣KQ).(*)
Which is more valid, precise, or "misinformation": the explanation given, or "6-18 HCP, invitational"?
And the same applies to other hands - as I've said repeatedly, ♠AKQJxx and a singleton is not a 10 count, no matter what you or the Walrus think. QJx QJxx KQJ QJ probably isn't 15, despite Milton Work (though most would open it a 15-17 NT, because "nobody downgrades". Again, something you're expected to understand).
And what do you think of my old partnership agreement for limit raises of our 11-15 1♠ opener (which, yes, could be AKQJxx and out, or other 10-counts that "looked like 11") - "Go on a Goren Opener" (and if the opponents didn't know Goren, "go on a decent 13")? I haven't even given a point-range, never mind HCP - but you have our agreement, it is exact, complete, and accurate.
Or what about a lebensohl 2NT: "She either wants to play 3 of her suit, or has a gameforce with a spade stopper"? Do you really think "0-25 HCP" is at all relevant here, or isn't straight up misinformation?
"HCP" is a count of honours. "Points" is an analysis of the offensive potential of a hand in the context of the auction, showing a hand equivalent in playing strength to "an average x HCP hand". If you did not understand that, now you do. Explaining a "12+point hand" in terms of "10+HCP" *would be* misinformation, if you expected them not to have an exceptional (in length or AK vs QJ or "in- vs out- honours" or anything else that makes a hand better than Work count) 10 but an average one.
(*) And to make clear that this isn't just you, this got me into some heated water when in the national Red Ribbon Pairs (limited to non-experts, but you have to have done something to qualify, so not "nobodies"), I tried explaining the invitation. And yes, she wanted an "absolute HCP minimum". My response reflected my frustration (and bore a good deal of resemblance to that last example) and triggered a director call, but wasn't, you know, *wrong*. The director helped as an outside observer to explain the agreement in such a way that the opponents were comfortable, for which I am grateful.
Long live the Republic-k. -- Major General J. Golding Frederick (tSCoSI)