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#61 User is offline   dicklont 

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Posted 2012-January-21, 09:55

View PostTrinidad, on 2012-January-18, 17:28, said:

Dutch people who think that they know how to speak English but use terms like "World convention" when they mean "Leaping Michaels" (or "undertaker" when they mean "entrepreneur", i.e. someone who undertakes some activity) leaving those who actually do speak English completely confused.

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One of the best known examples of Dunglish took place between the Dutch foreign minister Joseph Luns (a man whose main foreign language was French, the language of diplomacy prior to World War II) and John F. Kennedy. At one point Kennedy inquired what hobby Luns had, to which he replied "I fok horses". The Dutch verb fokken meaning to breed. Kennedy then replied "Pardon?" a word which Luns then mistook as the Dutch word for "horses" ("paarden") and enthusiastically responded "Yes, paarden!"[1]

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Posted 2012-January-28, 06:10

people who complain about computer dealt hands
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Posted 2012-January-28, 06:51

View Postgwnn, on 2012-January-28, 06:10, said:

people who complain about computer dealt hands


On the way back from a match in which we had lost to a much weaker team, one of our players blamed the captain for allowing pre-dealt boards to be used, which had led to wilder distributions and thus greater variance. Not only should we have dealt by hand, we should have been careful to avoid shuffling too much.
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Posted 2012-January-28, 07:16

View Postgwnn, on 2012-January-28, 06:10, said:

people who complain about computer dealt hands

View PostMickyB, on 2012-January-28, 06:51, said:

On the way back from a match in which we had lost to a much weaker team, one of our players blamed the captain for allowing pre-dealt boards to be used, which had led to wilder distributions and thus greater variance. Not only should we have dealt by hand, we should have been careful to avoid shuffling too much.


Was he from the West of Scotland? Fear of computer-dealt boards is endemic there.
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Posted 2012-January-28, 13:50

Phrases such as "the average businesswoman spends £400 per year on.." or "the average household has 3 televisions" . They mean "the average number of televisions per household is...." but what they say is something completely different, and often meaningless.

And I hate pre-things. What does 'pre-reserved' or 'pre-warned' mean that 'reserved' or 'warned' doesn't?
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Posted 2012-January-28, 18:56

View PostFrancesHinden, on 2012-January-28, 13:50, said:

Phrases such as "the average businesswoman spends £400 per year on.." or "the average household has 3 televisions" . They mean "the average number of televisions per household is...." but what they say is something completely different, and often meaningless.

It's precisely because the literal wording is meaningless that it DOES mean what they intend. It can't mean what was said, so it's easy to interpret it. And after enough uses, the that's what the phrase means.

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Posted 2012-January-28, 19:14

The following:

1) I only need about three hours of sleep every night;
2) I had seven hundred emails today.
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Posted 2012-January-28, 19:18

View PostFrancesHinden, on 2012-January-28, 13:50, said:

And I hate pre-things. What does 'pre-reserved' or 'pre-warned' mean that 'reserved' or 'warned' doesn't?


You and George Carlin :lol:
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Posted 2012-January-29, 07:40

View PostFrancesHinden, on 2012-January-28, 13:50, said:

And I hate pre-things. What does 'pre-reserved' or 'pre-warned' mean that 'reserved' or 'warned' doesn't?

Well, this thread is all about pre-venting. ;)

When I was doing my PhD work, you had to start by coming up with a research proposal that you needed to defend for your exam committee. For some reason that I never understood this was called a "pre-proposal". I still find this one of the ugliest words I know.

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Posted 2012-January-29, 10:45

re: pre-reserved:

In Learning Python (2006), M Lutz wrote "In Python 2.6, the words with and as are scheduled to become new reserved words.
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Posted 2012-January-29, 13:28

I heard a new annoying phrase recently. When our plane landed we were told that we wouldn't immediately be able to "deplane the aircraft".

And I'm irritated by those who "give 110 percent"
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Posted 2012-January-29, 15:00

View Postgordontd, on 2012-January-29, 13:28, said:

I heard a new annoying phrase recently. When our plane landed we were told that we wouldn't immediately be able to "deplane the aircraft".

And I'm irritated by those who "give 110 percent"


While in general I agree with both, they've been using the former for years now (gah!) and the latter is technically possible. For example, you can give 110% of what you can do safely. Thus (likely) injuring yourself, but getting the job done. This happens a lot in engineering with safety limits etc.
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Posted 2012-January-29, 15:25

People who complain about figures of speech because their literal meanings don't make sense.

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Posted 2012-January-29, 15:40

Complaining is not the same as posting in a pet peeve thread methinks.
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Posted 2012-January-29, 17:43

View PostPhil, on 2012-January-28, 19:14, said:

1) I only need about three hours of sleep every night;


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Posted 2012-January-30, 01:26

View Postbarmar, on 2012-January-29, 15:25, said:

People who complain about figures of speech because their literal meanings don't make sense.


XKCD was topical and amusing again! I'd never think aquaman was useful though.
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Posted 2012-January-30, 01:59

People who think xkcd is always funny! (ok ok this time it was pretty funny)
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Posted 2012-February-01, 03:46

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Posted 2012-February-01, 04:04

View PostFrancesHinden, on 2012-January-28, 13:50, said:

Phrases such as "the average businesswoman spends £400 per year on.." or "the average household has 3 televisions" . They mean "the average number of televisions per household is...." but what they say is something completely different, and often meaningless.


On a related note, I am peeved by people wanting the mean even after I've tried to explain to them that the median would be much more useful in the given situation.
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