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#1 User is offline   hrothgar 

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Posted 2008-February-14, 09:39

Guess who just discovered that he has developed a nasty sensitivity to chocolate...
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Posted 2008-February-14, 10:22

hrothgar, on Feb 14 2008, 10:39 AM, said:

Guess who just discovered that he has developed a nasty sensitivity to chocolate...

My ex-girlfriend is being audited....

I'll bet she'd trade.
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Posted 2008-February-14, 10:23

:)
I had a blood test last year that showed four food allergies: chocolate, strawberries, onions, and potatoes. Bummer...

I told my brother-in-law, and he said he'd ignore the chocolate finding because life is not living without chocolate. I kind of disagree, but understand the sentiment.

My recommendation is to add more sex as a substitute.
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Posted 2008-February-14, 11:31

After all these years? Strange.
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Posted 2008-February-14, 11:42

Although I find a sensitivity to chocolate to be very disturbing and unfortunate, I'm not sure that this would classify as the worst Valentine's Day ever. I would, for example, imagine that other itchy-scratchy issues might be more troubling as a result of or related to Valentine's Day activities.
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Posted 2008-February-14, 12:00

hrothgar, on Feb 14 2008, 10:39 AM, said:

Guess who just discovered that he has developed a nasty sensitivity to chocolate...

Your rat?
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Posted 2008-February-14, 12:16

hrothgar, on Feb 14 2008, 10:39 AM, said:

Guess who just discovered that he has developed a nasty sensitivity to chocolate...

are you sure it's chocolate and not some additive?
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Posted 2008-February-14, 12:21

hrothgar, on Feb 14 2008, 03:39 PM, said:

Guess who just discovered that he has developed a nasty sensitivity to chocolate...

The Milky Bar Kid?
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Posted 2008-February-14, 14:14

I work at 1401 My Street. Guess what's at 1313 My Street? Only the factory for arguably the best chocolatier in Canada. There's hidden costs working at my company...

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Posted 2008-February-14, 15:09

mycroft, on Feb 14 2008, 03:14 PM, said:

I work at 1401 My Street. Guess what's at 1313 My Street? Only the factory for arguably the best chocolatier in Canada. There's hidden costs working at my company...

Michael.

which Chocolate company is that?
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Posted 2008-February-14, 18:09

PassedOut, on Feb 14 2008, 05:23 PM, said:

My recommendation is to add more sex as a substitute.

Wow, I never thought about it that way. Evolutionary biologists have been wondering for more than a century what the purpose of sexual reproduction is. The answer seems obvious now you know it: it's a chocolate surrogate of course :P
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Posted 2008-February-14, 18:21

PassedOut, on Feb 14 2008, 11:23 AM, said:

My recommendation is to add more sex as a substitute.

I would have suggested vanilla, but I have now decided you are smarter than I am.
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